Cat Cafe AU

[aceofcrows]

Welcome to the cat cafe -- Coffee and Cats!

It's a quiet, well-run cat cafe featuring a half dozen permanent residents and another half dozen adoptable cats. The coffee is good, fresh, and prompt, and the sole employee is ... well... he looks a bit like he should be in a gang with his height, long hair, and goatee. However, he's incredibly gentle, shy, and absolutely wonderful with cats and small children. (Even if he's afraid he will break something.)

Come in, find a seat, and enjoy the atmosphere. Open from 11am to 2pm and 6pm to 9pm every day.

Comments

[aceofcrows]

Can we just change the topic?

[shootykawa]

Tell me about your favorite work cat.

[This is him trying to be nicer, it takes a lot of effort.]

[aceofcrows]

Mama-Cat. She's the one I was telling you about who's pregnant. She's a Norwegian Forest Cat, but we're not sure who the papa was... I talked to the owner about adopting one of her kittens.

[shootykawa]

What's a forest cat?

[aceofcrows]

It's a breed of cats from Norway. They've got long hair and they're pretty big for a cat. I think owner said the males could get up to 22 pounds, but Mama-Cat is only at 16 pounds even with her babies.

[shootykawa]

That's a big cat. At least, it sounds big. What are you going to name your kitten?

[aceofcrows]

I dont' know. I haven't really thought about it. We don't even know what sex they'll be until they're born, and even then it may be a while before we can tell.

[shootykawa]

Does that matter? You could pick a name that's not a boy or a girl name.

[aceofcrows]

I want to get to know them first. Then I'll pick out a name that really fits them perfectly.

[shootykawa]

... You are too pure to be real.

[aceofcrows]

I'm not!

[shootykawa]

You want to get to know kittens. That's about as pure as they come.

[aceofcrows]

They have personalities too.

[shootykawa]

They are going to own you, aren't they? You will be utterly dominated by a pack of kittens.

[aceofcrows]

... p-probably.

[shootykawa]

I can't wait to see that.

[aceofcrows]

They'll be really cute.

[and he doesn't care if he sounds as giddy as he is]

[shootykawa]

I'm sorry, it's killing me that I can't just kiss you when you're being this adorable.

[He has to turn away for a minute.]

[aceofcrows]

Ah... sorry?

[shootykawa]

You should be. Either stop being so cute or let me kiss you!

[aceofcrows]

I'm not being cute.

[shootykawa]

Oh yes you are. You're excited about kittens, that's too cute!

[aceofcrows]

You'll like them too. They're kittens!

[shootykawa]

I'm not giddy over it though, and you definitely are. Which is fine, but when you act like that it makes my heart do funny things.

[aceofcrows]

You'll get it when you meet them.