Cat Cafe AU

[aceofcrows]

Welcome to the cat cafe -- Coffee and Cats!

It's a quiet, well-run cat cafe featuring a half dozen permanent residents and another half dozen adoptable cats. The coffee is good, fresh, and prompt, and the sole employee is ... well... he looks a bit like he should be in a gang with his height, long hair, and goatee. However, he's incredibly gentle, shy, and absolutely wonderful with cats and small children. (Even if he's afraid he will break something.)

Come in, find a seat, and enjoy the atmosphere. Open from 11am to 2pm and 6pm to 9pm every day.

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[aceofcrows]

[smiles with a quiet amusement]

Yeah, we did.

[shootykawa]

I can feel myself getting purer just sitting here.

[He's thinking very filthy thoughts though. That's pretty normal for him.]

[aceofcrows]

[laughing softly]

Drink your tea. It will help with that.

[shootykawa]

[He takes a sip, slowly, it's still hot.]

What did you mean when you said I could help you with the cats?

[aceofcrows]

Sure. I'll talk to the owner tomorrow, but I don't know why it wouldn't be alright.

[shootykawa]

You mean me getting a job at the cafe with you? What if the cats don't like me?

[aceofcrows]

I don't think we could do that, but we have volunteers to help with the feeding and care of the cats after hours. Cats have a lot of different personalities. Not all of them are super friendly, but not all of them will be super standoffish either.

[shootykawa]

I don't know... I feel like that's a recipe for disaster.

[aceofcrows]

It's not. You'll have fun.

[shootykawa]

[He is skeptical of that.]

You don't have any cats in your apartment, do you?

[aceofcrows]

Not yet...

[shootykawa]

Are there any cats at the cafe you have your eye on?

[This is a much safer conversation topic.]

[aceofcrows]

One of them is pregnant...

[shootykawa]

Gross!

[aceofcrows]

It's not gross! She's a beautiful girl and the babies will be adorable!

[shootykawa]

You're not going to watch are you? All kinds of weird goo comes out with babies. And sometimes the moms poop too!

[aceofcrows]

It's not that bad. It's just the placenta and stuff.

[shootykawa]

[Makes all kinds of gagging noises]

[aceofcrows]

[sighs]

You don't have to be there. I'm just... really excited to see the babies...

[shootykawa]

Maybe when they're cute and not all... gooey.

[aceofcrows]

They're only gooey until they're cleaned up, and the mama usually does that as soon as they're born. If she doesn't, the owner or I will help clean them up.

[shootykawa]

[He shudders.]

Don't make me help with that and we're fine.

[aceofcrows]

I won't.

[shootykawa]

So did you really just invite me up here for tea? There's really nothing else you want from me?

[aceofcrows]

Yes? What else would I want?